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Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)
patrickandmarcus:

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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 










MY GOD IT’S THE QUEEN OF SASS 

me

no just her bye

Holy fuckzilla

cryingbecuzharold:

jackbarab0ner:

s3xnoise:

iwrestledabootyonce:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

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MY GOD IT’S THE QUEEN OF SASS 

me

no just her bye

Holy fuckzilla